The East Wall falls, signifies a historic union between B-wing and C-wing

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor It was a historic day here at what was previously known as the East Wall, frequently called the Plaster Curtain. People rejoiced and cheered as the wall was being torn down. Many cried at this historic moment, as it was a day that will forever remain in East history. People from both sides have reunited, … Continue reading The East Wall falls, signifies a historic union between B-wing and C-wing

INTERVIEW: Michael Bay announces plans to make live-action Dora movie

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor In a recent announcement, Michael Bay spoke of a live-action Dora the Explorer movie currently in the works. Eastisde Humor was able to interview him regarding the issue. What is your response to the buzz about your announcement?  “Well, I can tell you this. It is definitely not an internet rumor. It’s true, it’s all true. … Continue reading INTERVIEW: Michael Bay announces plans to make live-action Dora movie

East has pep-rally to hype up another pep-rally 

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor School spirit has been a constant issue at East, specifically with the lack of enthusiasm for school events. The standard solution to this problem is widely considered to be the annual November pep-rally. However, it seems that the pep-rally has lost some of its charm and most of its enthusiasm. Recent solutions to this perceived problem, … Continue reading East has pep-rally to hype up another pep-rally 

Clowns reveal common fear of children, months after “It” movie release.

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor The film “It” has been the center of controversy regarding its depiction of the scariest icon in modern society. “Killer Children” Ever since Stephen King’s original novel, IT, was published. Pop culture scares have revolved around our mutual fear of children. The movie has only served to promote these fears with its gruesome plot. The film depicts the murder … Continue reading Clowns reveal common fear of children, months after “It” movie release.

Student Clog Blocks Main Hallway Intersection

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor In what seems to be a severe case of school indigestion, the school has developed a major hallway blockage that has disrupted general student traffic patterns. Overcrowded hallways and students traveling in different directions created a clogs in the major intersection and hindered daily activities. Unfortunate students were stuck in a buildup of what could only … Continue reading Student Clog Blocks Main Hallway Intersection

Literary Critics’ New Interpretation of “The Namesake”, Cites Cherry Hill Summer Reading Assignment

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor In what seems to be a recent interpretation of the popular high-school summer book, a group of esteemed literary critics called the Correct Readers Initiative Team (CRIT) claimed that The Namesake is actually centered around social justice. The group cites Cherry Hill District’s recent summer reading assignment for the book as inspiration for the new theory on … Continue reading Literary Critics’ New Interpretation of “The Namesake”, Cites Cherry Hill Summer Reading Assignment

Freshman learns survival skills while trapped in the gym locker room

This article was recently found in the recesses of Eastside’s Humor website (who knows how it got there), just waiting to be published. A relic from the distant past (February 15, 2016 actually) discovered for your entertainment. So without further ado… ♦Jacob Borowsky (’16)- Eastside Underground Editor Freshman Robert Kelly was released earlier today after being trapped in the East boys’ locker room for over … Continue reading Freshman learns survival skills while trapped in the gym locker room

Summer’s out and students love coming back to school

♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor School has just begun and students can’t seem to get enough of it. With the recent end of summer, children at East are now excited about the continuation of the school year more than ever. Interviews with East students have provided insight into this affinity for school over summer: “I think its great, doing all … Continue reading Summer’s out and students love coming back to school

Insight on the Fidget Cult Phenomenon

♦ By David Le (’18)/Eastside Underground Editor Fidget spinners make the world go round, or rather, spin. The craze for the fidget spinner has been known to reach high levels of popularity amongst the public, up to the point of becoming celebrities. Thus, the product is the source of riots, fanatics, unwanted fan mail, tabloid articles, paparazzi, fat-shaming and many other accessories to stardom. However, this … Continue reading Insight on the Fidget Cult Phenomenon

Fidget Spinner knockoff epidemic

♦ By David Le (’18)/Eastside Underground Editor Ever since the successful release of the now popular Fidget Spinner, thousands of people have been caught up in its widespread craze. However, many other companies have also been trying to replicate the original success with similar products of their own. Shopping watchdog groups, such as Buy Good Stuff (BGS) and Give Us Brand Names (GUBN), have reported a … Continue reading Fidget Spinner knockoff epidemic