♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor With Toys-R-Us going out of business, we are reminded of the thousands of toys without homes and of course our beloved Geoffrey the Giraffe. With Geoffrey out of a job, he has no where to go. However, many dedicated Geoffrey fans have claimed to see the well-known giraffe hanging around reputable businesses begging for jobs. … Continue reading Toys-R-Us mascot, Geoffrey the Giraffe, finds employment elsewhere.
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