♦ By David Le (’18), Eastside Underground (& “Humor”) Editor
There is no conflict. There is no petition (with hundreds of signatures) that asks for a day off. There is no problem with having school tomorrow. There is no issue with missing a historic event. While we we’re at it, there is no parade, there was no Super Bowl, there are no Eagles, and many of us are completely fine with missing out on this non-existent parade with this non-existent team and non-existent Super Bowl win.
Spoiler alert: That was sarcasm 🙂